Today began with a whisper of hope, like the dawn teasing the horizon with promises it might not keep. As a good Luhya man does, I found myself in church, seated on my usual pew, nodding along as the choir’s…

Today, during my bleary-eyed morning commute, I found myself seated next to a fellow commuter who had fully surrendered to the Sandman’s embrace or sleep or tsindolo or nindo depending on where you are reading from. His mouth was agape,…

Bwana, let me tell you, I didn’t step anywhere near the office today. Instead, I wisely retreated to the sanctuary of working from home—a move driven not by laziness, but by pure survival instinct. Yours truly, the man whose sharp…

A heartfelt shoutout to the genius who dreamt up Nairobi Kanjo toilets. Honestly, you deserve a Nobel Prize in Public Convenience. Without you, the streets would be a maze of desperate bathroom scavenger hunts and awkward squats behind random buildings.…